A lesson on....lurrrrrve =P

Good afternoon, kids!

Good afternoon, Professor Clara!

I love seeing wonderful relationships blossom. But guys are dickheads and girls are prone to getting cheated on. It's a fact of life! So I, Professor Clara, will teach you kids something very important today, and you should take my advice until you are 99% down the grave!

Here we go!

This is what dumb girls are like:



Note that guys are all horny and love is blind.

and then...



BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

So now, this is what smart girls are like:



Note that there are two types of girls: smart or dumb. But there's only one type of men: Horny and dumb.



Oh yea, strong girls turn me on. Go girls!

Conclusion: Ahh heck, you derive your own conclusion (something along the lines of don't rely/depend on the guy too much, don't be too clingy etc). I did my part. Now girls, run along and throw your cute green ballet flat shoes at dumb boys! Make sure you aim properly. (The reason I chose green ballet flat shoes as a weapon is because I saw a really cute green pair on sale at Myer for $17 and it was the last pair in size 5. I'm a size 6. I am very very pissed off.)

Class dismissed.

Disclaimer: I have a feeling that LeeAnn might think that this entry is my impression of her relationship with Joe. But let me assure you that I did not mean or am implying that Joe is gonna cheat on her or run away or anything of the sort. The big boobs does not mean that the girl is her either. But I'll admit that all class of boys ARE horny, so if you think that bit reflects Joe, it was just a major coincidence. Hahaha. I truly, genuinely feel that their relationship is beautiful as me, as romantic as me eating chocolates by myself in my room (very romantic ok! You don't know what I do with my chocolates at the privacy of my own house) and as sturdy and strong as a warm, hard dick.

Well thanks for attending my lesson guys!

Toodles!~