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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Complainer.

I feel like having a whinge.

I can't stand girls who over-flirt with a guy (that's not their boyfriend of course). Like manja-manjaing (malay word) with the high-pitched voice, touchy-feely-ness and pouty mouth. So damn fuc
king annoying.

I can't stand girls who merajuk over small shits as well. Especially when I went through the same thing.

I can't stand guys who are nice only to single girls. Just because they know they've got a chance.

I can't stand a certain person, who apologized only to this other person just because this other person full merajuk over something so damn small, and didn't think of apologizing to some other sweet sane person (that didn't manja or merajuk) who went through the same thing as the merajuk-ing person. (Okay I don't think I made very much sense. Oh well. It makes sense to me. )

Girls should never do too much shit for a guy. Guys do take advantage, you know.

People should never ditch their friends even if they found a new boy-toy. Always make time for your friends. At the end of they day, they're what that matters most (when your boy-toy plans backfire). I admit I might be slightly contradictory on this point. But I try my best to make time for everyone.

Girls should never listen and do everything a guy tells them to do. Have it your own way. Well of course, I'm not denying boys their decision-making powers. But don't let a guy be too controlling.

Argh. So damn frustrating. It's beginning to sound like a Boys 101 Guidebook.

It's just what's annoying me at the moment. If you think I'm talking about you, don't be so perasan (egoistic). I'm not referring to you. That way, I don't hurt anybody's feelings.

I get frustrated over little things. Actually, no. They are not petty at all. So, listen up girls! Read the above again.

I feel like shopping because I am feeling angry. I wish I've got infinite amount of money to buy me everything on my you-don't-wanna-know how-long-it-is wish list. I know people say 'Money can't buy you happiness', that's bullshit (according to my shallow, materialistic theory anyway! So don't go cursing at me). I feel happy whenever I have something new and the satisfaction you get from buying something with the money you earn is just bliss/orgasmic. Money buys me chocolate. And that gives me happiness I just cannot describe (i.e. Too Fucking Goood). It can also buy me a boob job. Bigger boobs would make me happier with myself. Also, do I think money can buy me love? Yes. Watch the $25 million Dollar Hoax Show. The family was full jealous in the beginning, when that girl won '$ 25 million'. In the last part, she earned that LOADS of wonderful prizes, and they love her once again. (Haha, okay, like I said, according to my shallow, materialistic eyes).

I also believe:

Money makes the world go round.

No money, no talk.

Money is the root of all evil. According to the Clara Dictionary of Good English, 'evil' means chocolate, fame, success, beautiful clothes and all things Clara loves/want. Thus money is the root of all evil because it allows Clara to buy all things she loves/want. Yes, shutup, I make sense.

*Snaps back to reality* Okay I don't have that kinda money do too much shopping right now. Please remind me that I am saving up for my MASSIVE SHOPPING SPREE IN KUALA LUMPUR, THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! If you remind me constantly, that'll stop me from shopping too much here so I can have millions to spend in Malaysia! *evil laughter* I don't have that satisfaction of spending whatever I earn anymore because I quit my job at Wokinabox. Don't need to feel sorry for me. Hehe.

Speaking of 'earning' money. Which brings me to another point. Australia and it's encouraging-lazy-people-to-get-lazier Tax and Welfare system. I've got too much to say on this topic and I can hear some of my friends groaning already. I know I argued with some of you on countless occassions and it must be pretty frustrating for you guys to see me soo 'emo' about it. Haha. So I'll do you a favour by shutting up (for now anyways. Muahahahahaha).

Since I'm angry and frustrated today, I shall not post any 'exciting' photos as I usually do. ROAR.

I found a website that made my day. I know I'm not alone. Wipes sweat*

Click click. Grapes v Watermelons (Pickles will get this joke. Haha)

I love you, vogue forums!

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To Kate and Jacqui,

I had fun with you girls today. Of Pho, Bubble Teas and Haighs Chocolates. Yum.

Adore the Witchery Cardigan you bought, Kate. More window-shopping for me, though! I'm dying to shop. I'll wait for my KL trip for that! Hehe. Encourage me to save please.=D

To Pik Yan,

I love the Peach and Rose Green Bubble Tea you made me today.

To Gladys, Song and Tony (and perhaps more),

I had fun playing badminton with you people today. Especially Gladys. Great to play with someone worse than I am. Muahaha.

Lots and lots of love,

Clara

x o x o

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

aiya not this again. i told you clara that you are wrong, so stop arguing with me!
AND you cant say stuff like "VERY FUN", it dont make sense.

btw eeling is the koolest, she plays dota!

Saturday, July 09, 2005 1:43:00 am

 

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